December 2022 Horoscopes

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Art by Annemarie Mullet

Laney Green, Life & Culture Editor

Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

You are feeling spirited this month. Maybe it’s the holidays or the flurries that keep teasing McMinnville, but, either way, you are ready to take on this month and everything it has to offer. 

Pisces Feb. 19 – March 20 

Your moon is somewhere and you better go retrieve it before finals week. The stars agree that it’s in your best interest to get it realigned. 

Aries March 21 – April 19 

“Biting off more than you can chew” isn’t something you should be wary of this month if you work with your natural hustle and bustle, not against it. 

Taurus April 20 – May 20 

You have no enemies… except when you meet a holiday scrooge. While it’s not your job to alter their opinions, you sure don’t mind trying. 

Gemini May 21 – June 21

Watching YouTube videos does not count as a form of studying. It’s time to put down your phone, open a book and grind out finals week. Winter break is just around the corner.

Cancer June 22 – July 22 

Are you feeling tired and don’t know why? It’s probably because your birthday is in June or July… See what I did there? But really, try getting to bed sooner to increase your nightly sleep average. It really shouldn’t be hard since it gets dark around 4:30 p.m. 

Leo July 23 – Aug. 22

You would lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on, but that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes you use our best judgment when you think with your heart, rather than your head. 

Virgo Aug. 23 – Sept. 22

Don’t let your “low-key” belief in Santa obstruct you from making or buying Christmas presents for loved ones. We all want to believe someone else will get the job done, but at the end of the day, sometimes you have to do it yourself. 

Libra Sept. 23 – Oct. 23

You have been in denial about what’s causing your stress, but it’s time to understand that BeReal notifications are meant to go off at random. Your friends will understand if you missed it while in class. 

Scorpio Oct. 24 – Nov. 22 

It’s okay to be sad about all the leaves falling off the trees. Put that sadness into action this month by collecting leaves and taking up composting.  

Sagittarius Nov. 23 – Dec. 21

We all know you secretly love when people post their Spotify wrapped. You don’t have to admit it publicly, just admit it to yourself and go ahead and make a playlist with everyone else’s top song. 

Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 

Don’t worry, you haven’t been forgotten about just because it’s Christmas time. Use any gathering to create a magical time for both yourself and your loved ones.