May 2023 Horoscopes


Art by Annemarie Mullet

Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

An Aquarius goes to Paris– now that has a nice ring to it. Manifesting that into your summer plans sounds even better.

Pisces Feb. 19 – March 20 

It’s time the Macarena made a comeback, don’t you agree? Make it your mission this month to perform the G.O.A.T. of dances at least once in a public setting. 

Aries March 21 – April 19 

It’s okay to be second guessing your entire college career. It’s never too late to make a change… Unless you’re a senior graduating this month. 

Taurus April 20 – May 20 

Your awareness of the present is uncanny. However, it would be wise to stop reminding everyone that it’s almost your birthday. Take it from us, your friends are getting annoyed.

Gemini May 21 – June 21

You may be the only sign holding onto hope that the devastating April showers will erect May flowers. The stars commend you for your optimism, but we promise nothing.

Cancer June 22 – July 22 

In light of National Ultraviolet Awareness Month, and in celebration of the first sunny days in weeks, remember to apply (and re-apply) your SPF.

Leo July 23 – Aug. 22

You’ve been feeling flaky. Luckily, the solution is in your hands. Make plans and follow through with them at least three times this May. 

Virgo Aug. 23 – Sept. 22

Who the heck is ChatGPT and why do they want your number? It’s probably best to not find out.

Libra Sept. 23 – Oct. 23

A candle lit dinner won’t solve all your problems, but it will make for a great date. Treat yourself this month (and maybe even some company) and let the sparks fly. 

Scorpio Oct. 24 – Nov. 22 

Set backs are normal. In the end, they’ll only make you stronger. Keep your head on straight and march forward. We’re all in this together. 

Sagittarius Nov. 23 – Dec. 21

Blackberry picking season is almost upon us, are you ripe for the picking?

Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 

Have you moved on from the emotional support water bottle? Maybe it’s time you did. Push yourself out of your comfort zone and strive to be hands-free. (PSA: this doesn’t mean you should stop drinking water; you should definitely keep doing that).