April Horoscope


Art by Annemarie Mullet

Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Easter celebrations look different for everyone. No matter your beliefs, commemorating the holiday with a chocolate bunny won’t hurt. 

Pisces Feb. 19 – March 20 

We’ve heard that April showers bring May flowers. We’ve also heard your gripes about the rainy weather. We’re here to let you know you can’t have one without the other. Be patient. 

Aries March 21 – April 19 

Spring break is over. If you’re not excited to be back, just focus on the fact that you only have 2 more months to go until summer. 

Taurus April 20 – May 20 

Late night snacks are always a good idea. It’s actually imperative to eat cereal at night in order to increase endorphins.

Gemini May 21 – June 21

The bunnies on campus can’t understand what you’re saying. Let them enjoy their munching in peace. 

Cancer June 22 – July 22 

It’s fine to wear socks to bed. We aren’t sure how this stigma started, but the stars are on your side. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you it’s not okay. 

Leo July 23 – Aug. 22

Hot girl walks aren’t just for girls. Take it upon yourself to get some fresh air on your own hot walk this month. 

Virgo Aug. 23 – Sept. 22

You have a voice that needs to be heard; even that just means singing louder in the shower. 

Libra Sept. 23 – Oct. 23

Roughly 2 weeks to go before the quads on campus are covered with blankets and study goers soaking up the sunlight. It’s time to start scouting out your own spot before it’s too late. 

Scorpio Oct. 24 – Nov. 22 

Uh oh, is that a spider on your face? Gotcha, April fools!

Sagittarius Nov. 23 – Dec. 21

You look in need of a challenge. Try doing everything left-handed for a day.

Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 

It’s National Poetry Month. Now’s the time to write those stories, feelings and emotions down and pounce on the first mic night offered.