10 Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you talk at me, 

and the way you stop and stare.

I hate the way you run at me, 

I hate it when you’re there.

I hate your aggressive flip-flops, 

and the way you taunt my moves.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

Now give me some of your food.

I hate the way you mock me,

I hate when you act scared.

I hate it when you laugh at me,

But even more when you don’t care. 

I hate it when you’re not around, 

and the fact that you’re leaving for May.

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, 

Just the way you don’t understand me.  

~ a Linfield squirrel